ZeD d Bailey (thezed) wrote in totaldistortion,
ZeD d Bailey
thezed
totaldistortion

Meet the ZeD a distorted freak of this dimension.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to an an explaination of something of a situation....
ZeD!
Greets! My friends and fellow citizens! No O.G. - It's me your O.Z. - Original ZeD d.
Comin' 'atcha in mixed surrealities straight out to mess up beauracy
*Chorus Start*
It would be Z to the e to the D to the Psychriatric U-N-I-T Ward Three!
ZeD d! Yeah yeah yeah thats me O.Z. ZeD d! yeah yeah ZeD d!
*Chorus End*
Arched eyebrows, slopside grin oh baby baby he's gonna do it again and again
With that black spiked hair and no piercin'
That makes ZeD no artifical flavorin'
And all insanity institiution
*Chorus*
Pull my string mister big Z (2nd voice-daddy ham!)
As i, you, we skip 1st, 2nd, 3rd person collectively
Touring the mind of another zeddical kind
Rudie adorned, Punk rawk find
*Chorus* *Instrumental*
So do you hate me?
Wanna stick me voodoo dolly?
Treat me like your bit off head barbie?
Thats alright thats okie cuz ZeD d loves you, i and me!
*Chorus*
No claims, no warranties, or extended service allowed
ZeD d. doesn't guarantee any
But a good clean fun for you and me
Admist the raging, encompassed insanity
*Chorus*
Zip. Zen. Zed.
Triple Z Approved!
Zip. Zen. Zed.
Triple Z Approved!
Zip. Zen. Zed.
Triple Z Approved!
Mmmm mmm mmm mmm ZeD behbeh
Mmmm mmm mmm mmm ZeD behbeh
Mmmm mmm mmm mmm ZeD behbeh
Mmmmmmmmmm
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